It's SO hard to get a new project off the ground...

Lights, check....Sound, check...

Would someone PLEASE get the best boy out of the closet again, I've TOLD you jamokes about leaving the pixie dust unguarded...Yes, I know he promised, but we have that duck tape there for a REASON, people!...Thank YOU...

Okay, now where's...Oh, no, don't tell me, the on-air guy is missing again, isn't he? *SIGH* Yes, I know, the doors just MAGICALLY came off the Twinkie cabinet again, didn't they (why do we even HAVE that)...I'll go tell the boss...

(shuffleshuffle*whisper*Noheygetthatouttaherehe'srightoverthere*struggleGRABstuffstuff*shuffleshuffle)

Um, Sir...No, just a coupla little glitches, we'll be on air in no time...Yessir...Nosir...Yessir, will do, sir...

(shuffleshuffle*mumblegrumblerassinfrassinmincinglittlepansy*shuffleshuffle)

Okay, people, let's put it together! The show must go on!....and....ACTION!

(*CRAAASH*SMASH*tinkleinkleinkle)

....urrrrgh....

*RING* crap *BEEP* Yes, WHAT NO - oh...yes, Mr. President...No, Mr. President, I agree, it doesn't look good on TV...Yessirthankyousir *BEEP*

...sigh...All right, people, let's prop it up again....

There's gotta be a better way to do this.