Send In The Clones

This is apparently one of the ways our Dear Leader plans to address that problematic little concept of "patriotism".



Seriously, guys...HE WON. FOUR MONTHS AGO. You can stop now.

Hey, here's one now. Let's see if we can find out what's up with this.

Excuse me, I have a question about...(waving a hand in front of clone's face)...Hello?

Clone: ....SIIIGN THIS....SIIIGN THIS....

Uh...right. So, what happens if I decide not to sign this little petition-pledge thingy?

Clone (advancing): ....JOIIIN USSSS....JOIIIN USSSS....

(Backing up a few steps) ...Okayyy, let's try an easier one. What happens if I DO sign this thing?

Clone (shuffling closer): ....IMM-HO-TEEEP....IMM-HO-TEEEP....

(Turning and running) ...Well, there we have it, folks, a picture of the grand vision of Hope-n-Change, Inc. Tune in next time, when we'll hear President Teleprompter say....

....uhh...uh...uhhh....

We are apparently experiencing technical difficulties with the President's enabler crutch magic screen. Please stand by.

UPDATE - August 5, 2009: The previous video was taken down by YouTube for "terms of use violations". New copy found and posted; same clip.